Syndicated columnist Robert D. Novak was cited by police after he hit a pedestrian with his black Corvette in downtown Washington, D.C., on Wednesday morning.
A few thoughts came to mind when I read this-
- Hitting a pedestrian is only a citation? Note to self- NEVER JAYWALK IN DC.
- How do you not know that you hit someone? I guess when all you get is a citation, you can be pretty cavalier about the whole thing.
- Robert Novak drives a BLACK CORVETTE. Is there a more perfect car for him to drive? I can totally see him hitting on Georgetown undergrads at some swanky bar and thinking "wait til they see the 'vette, it's an A.P.R.S, (Automatic Panty Removal System)". What do you think he has in the tape deck? Boston? Aerosmith?